January 2012
364 days later
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wizardsinpanem:
highlights of 2012
twilight ended
the hunger games era has begun
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guess i'm gonna be spending the rest of the year...
haha get it?
rest of the year?
in my room?
since there’s like 15 minutes left?
A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
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wvnderbar:
terrible music of 2011
all
of
it
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That one rich friend that buys new stuff every day... →
and I’m just here like
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
totally-relatable:
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12:00 am
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That moment when your parents actually say yes
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My son: Mommy what's this thing full of picture of daddy?
Me: OMG! YOU'VE FOUND MY TUMBLR!
Let's all stop and look at this irrelevant gif.
nicoosuxx:
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lolsomeone-actually:
emilytataa:
This song...
December 2011
while looking through facebook
me: what the fuck
me: who the fuck are you
me: what the fuck you moved across the country
me: ...the fuck
me: how the fuck do you know each other
me: why the fuck are you bf/gf
me: i don't fucking understand this
me: i fucking hate you all
me: wanna not fucking take this from tumblr?
me: lol wannabe
me: wtf are you doing in that pic
me: no one cares
If tumblr goes down I'll follow you in real life →
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At a restaurant:
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
Me: "Did it hurt?"
Jerk: "What?"
Me: "When you blew through the earth, emerging from hell."
"Hello, would you like a table?"
lmaogtfo:
“Oh, is this a furniture store?”
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